I didn't think I'd done anything wrong until I saw the look in her eyes

Well was it a good sample?

"Here come the train"

Closest thing I'll have to a girlfriend.

honestly, that would probably make my day! i would laugh my butt off if i was the girl

At least they'll GIVE you samples. I'm 20 and they still tell me I need my parents permission. She literally thought that I was 12.
I brought my 15 year old brother over and told them he was 23... They believed me.

I hope s/he at least licked it seductively.