Never trash the stache

well shit

I have the sudden urge to grow a mustache just to see if I'll be prettier after I shave it.

The pornstache makes all the difference

He looks evil and condescending.

It is scientifically proven that a mustache makes you a gazillion times creepier.

Shaved = cute; stubble/well trimmed beard = hot; mustache/pubes beard = creepy. It's simple.

OITNB

I bet pornstache is a douch in real life too

"You know how anybody that has a mustache looks like they just got done fingering a little girl?" -Bell

He also plays Nicky in the criminally underwatched show "The Wire."