Why I think parents should have phones.

But parents do have phones

Yeah.. She should've had more success, indeed.

I wish my dad made me lightly fried fish fillets at 1:15am.

I love this :D

Cool frijoles

I'm gonna use the kidnapping one

Lightly fried fish fillets.

that awkward moment when you're reading this comment, and you can't stop reading because you are so intrigued by it, that you keep reading, and then you realize it says nothing important.

I cannot wait to torture my children like this....ha ha he he

that one with the pic of britney spears made me laugh so hard i choked on my water

How does a toaster oven arrive "in theory"

I did the acid thing but made it say “pecan pie” for no and yes

I really dont care. Most are fake anyways.