Airplane,unicorn,maybe even a boat...

You don't.
You born in there, live in there, and die in there.

Magic

Do not become sexually attracted to the swing

A boat maybe?

Climb the tree

It'd be a shame.. if that thing fell...

It's kind of like bungee jumping. You get it and roll yourself out of the tree. Better pick a strong tree.

If it didn't fall and if it came with free wifi, lifetime supply of books, tv, free wifi, and a strong tree then I would live there. Maybe enough room for some puppies or kitties would be nice.

Put a rope and pull it towards the coast.

Be Jesus? I thought it would be obvious!

Carefully

That's my secret.
I'm always wet. ;)

climb the tree go down the top of it and jump inside