Comments
Follow Comments Sorted by time
thorntonbanghard
· 10 years ago
· FIRST
At least people will believe me now that the scar on my leg is from geese teeth when I show them this. (I know they're not technically teeth, but still, look at those motherfuckers!)
18
·
Edited 10 years ago
cam
· 10 years ago
In no uncertain terms geese are the assholes of the animal kingdom! They are mean, filthy and territorial. I would sooner stare down a charging bull with a rolled up newspaper then tangle with one goose!
10
guest
· 10 years ago
Coming from somebody that does have first hand experience with geese....I don't understand why people are so afraid of geese. Just kid the dam thing.
2
guest
· 10 years ago
But seriously, ya they are aggressive, but unless your a small child, you are easily ten times the size of that thing, those "teeth" aren't all that dangerous. They act tough because it can scare most animals, even if they are larger. If anything doesn't run away and advances towards em back, they get scared themselves.
2
mopargirl
· 10 years ago
Clearly you haven't had any real dealings with geese. They will attack adults, my mom has marks to prove it, and those teeth hurt like hell!
5
modernghost
· 10 years ago
As one who actually raises geese, I say that grabbing them by the neck and giving them a quick shake is all that's needed. Sure they'll still hiss and charge but then you turn around to them and those fuckers back off.
1
·
Edited 10 years ago
missjulia101
· 10 years ago
are they teeth on their tongue??
8
guest
· 10 years ago
Its horrifying,Carl.
2
sd2tmvn
· 10 years ago
These motherfuckers chased me around and tried to bite me all the time. I was getting bullied by the spawn of satan
3
mopargirl
· 10 years ago
See Lucifer, I told you to control your kids.
1
guest
· 10 years ago
eww wtf its tounge looks like the serpent from the spongebob movie
1
dr_richard_ew
· 4 years ago
Boo
supernovamike
· 10 years ago
Proof that dinosaurs still live!
1
guest
· 10 years ago
Penguins have teeth on their tongues. A lot of them.
1
cam
· 10 years ago
No offense but penguins are cute geese are just hell spawn assholes!
2
guest
· 9 years ago
Why the fuck don't people know that? There was a park in my hometown and the pond was filled with ducks and geese. The geese are like bitchy old men. They bite.
guest
· 9 years ago
And no, they usually are not scared of people if they have been around them a lot.