This Makes Sense

Anddddd now I'm going to move to the other side of the world

This makes so much sense I'm scared.

Great! Now I can finally meet all the cute animals in Australia! * note the sarcasm*

I knew I was meant for Australia

This explains when I went to see family in Australia I slept at night and not day

Or it's because you work the night shift at McDonalds

I was born on the other side but moved here.

Nope. Doesn't work. I spent a year and a half in Asia, and I was still a night owl

A bit late to the party, BUT I have lived on opposite sides of the planet and it doesn't matter where I am, I am always staying up all night...
So maybe sometimes it just means your sleeping rhythm is a bastard.