World's blackest material

So beautiful... Where can I get a whole outfit made out of this?

It's called Vantablack, but you can't order it :(

Anybody who quotes spongebob is worth marrying.

And all I see is a fat guy masturbating

No I think your dark screen is just reflecting what's in front of it.

Developments like this is one avenue of reserch for advancements in solar panel technology. Notably, increasing the amount of light that can be captured by the cell, rather than reflected.