A friend of mine is a loud eater and does the shovel thing. Which is annoying. But what makes me nuts is that when she was a kid her parents wouldn't let her be a "mouth breather" and made her breath out her nose 24/7 but didn't bother to teach her table manners. I just don't get it.
Murderous? Only murderous?
Egad... it drives me absolutely batshit insane and makes me want to go on a fiery nuclear rampage... to consume all that I see in a cleansing fire on top of the rampage.
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But "civilized" society kinda frowns on that so I'm reduced to grinding my teeth in silence while I yearn to claw out my own eyes.
The only one I don't agree with is the fork. I have Familial Tremors (Essential Tremors), hereditary (although it's inherited by the males in my family), and sometimes they're so bad (especially when I haven't eaten) I can't hold the fucking utensil still enough to eat. My g-pa can't feed himself anymore and can barely write.
Egad... it drives me absolutely batshit insane and makes me want to go on a fiery nuclear rampage... to consume all that I see in a cleansing fire on top of the rampage.
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But "civilized" society kinda frowns on that so I'm reduced to grinding my teeth in silence while I yearn to claw out my own eyes.