Not a very good mascot

Or stumpy, the prosthesis puppy

Ooh good one! Perhaps Sally the Sickly Surgery Girl is in there too?

Oh yes! I'm liking Sally. Then we can also have the meningitis monkey.

Of course! And no patient party is complete without Tourettes Tyler!

If we let Tyler come we just have to invite Downs Syndrome Diane! She's always special to have around!

Totally! Hmm, could we maybe squeeze in Asthmatic Ashley? Or is there not enough room to breathe if we add her in?

Nah there's plenty of room. I think Tuberculosis Ted would get along famously with her.

Definitely! If we have him in there, we really shouldn't forget Epileptic Evan!

Evan is a great guy you know one of his friends would also like to contribute Polio Pete.

Of course! Is AIDS Anna too late? I think she's actually coming in with Polio Pete! They probably carpooled

Yeah they'll be a little bit late they have to stop by and pick up Ebola Erica she's bringing doughnuts.

Yas! And Malaria Mindy should be coming as well, she looks pretty bad these days tbh.. But I'm sure we could fit her in!

Oh yes, not her fault. I'm sure the kids will love her anyway. Is she relating to Mono Michael by chance? He'll be here too.

Yes! They are half related I believe! What about Leukemia Lily? She needs more friends and this might be the perfect chance!

Why yes, I'll introduce her to Diabetes Diana she's super sweet. They'll get right along!

Perfect! And if Diana comes, Pneumonia Pnorman will come too, he just loves Diana!

WOOHOO! He's such a breath of fresh air! Bronchitis Brian will be pleased to know he's doing well.

Yes! And Yeast Infection Yolanda is demanding to come if Brian is coming.

I'll be sure to let him know. Rubella Rose is friends with Yolanda I think.

Yes! Arthritis Archie has to come to! He's a bit stiff at parties but maybe he'll loosen up at this one!

Looks like Diphtheria Dan will be coming as well. This is going to be one hell of a time!

Oh god... You know I've never actually met him before? What's he like? Also, PMS Pattie just called. She's coming! She doesn't even belong at this party like wtf! She said that she is gonna cramp our style at the party... Ugh...

Chlamydia Cathy called. She said she's bringing some sweet tropical desserts.

We'll have to introduce her to Gonorrhea Gilbert they should have a lot in common.

Wait, if he comes, Hemroids Hereld is going to tag along.

Well can't really have one without the other. I am trying to get Bipolar Britney to come but she just won't make up her mind.

Yeah... Like, part of Schizophrenic Suzie wants to come, but another part wants to stay at home...

Huh? Amputee Ally feels the same way.

Alzheimer's Allen was invited as well, I hope he doesn't forget the pizza again.

Yes! I hope that he doesn't forget to come either, that would be bad... We could have Autism Annie remind him!

Amnesiac Andrew can also help remind them. He's also going to get the groceries for us. He says that he doesn't need the list to remember what to get. I trust him.

Wait. Guys, with all these mascots, where the hell are we having this party?!

The hospital where all the sick kids are

I hope we can fit them! Can we also bring Contagious Connie? She knows most of the people coming anyway...

We'll probably have the after-party at the home for blind orphans with cancer and other serious illnesses.

Of course!

Of course we also need PCD Penelope. Is there room to breathe with all these mascots here?