Steal stuff and tying shoelaces together. Ohh and adjust stuff just a couple of centimeters, not too much to get noticed but just enough for people to bump into
One day GF and I got married, there was lots of boob touching. Short time later, "Hey, what's that?" Dunno. Doc says 20 years too young to be C, but let's biopsy anyway. Uh oh, boobs gotta go, boobs tryed to kill wife. Cannot reconstruct , would conceal likely genetic recurrence or something like that. We have not touched boobs for 3 years. Actually found this site while sitting in a cancer clinic. Was looking up recurrence stats while in waiting room. Wife said "F**k reading more cancer shit, look up fun stuff" being eternal smartass I actually typed "fun stuff" in google, FUNsubstance was one of the results. Small spot of light in the dark story.
I cannot talk about it in real life, only on internet aided by a small amount of anonymity. I have to be the strong one for wife. It is not supposed to affect me.
I would
Move random strangers to make awkward poses
steal
Gain extra time on tests
Do stupid things that i do when im alone
Get revenge on people i hate
:D
I would also go up to my enemies, punch them in the stomach, bitch slap them, kick them in the balls, jab at their eye eyes withs a sick, then get into an inconspicuous position, unfreeze time, them watch them feel all of that pain at once, and then chuckle to myself as others laugh at him for being a little pussy bitch.
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· 10 years ago
I'd be touching more than just boobs.
I would also draw things on politicians' faces during live televised speeches
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· 10 years ago
Steal pizza and iPhones! Sorry not sorry!
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· 10 years ago
You could swap the two round. A guy pulls out his iPhone to answer a call and suddenly he's holding a slice of pizza to his face.
Or you could go to people's houses and before the pizza guy hands over the pizza you replace it.when they open the box there's no pizza just iPhones arranged in a circle
Or better as an added bonus you could undress the pizza guy after they've paid and he'll just be standing there naked and confused and the family will be shocked. It's a 2 for one prank and you can enjoy your stolen pizza as you enjoy the show (^-^)
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· 10 years ago
CAN YOU JUST COME OVER SO WE CAN PLAN THIS ACTUALLY
Wait you mean this thing? *presses button* *suddenly I am in another position* *has pizza in-hand* I found it at a garage sale, some weird guy with a bow tie and a fez was selling it. He also had this big blue box but it wasn't for sale.
I'd freeze time to learn all the languages, whenever im starting to lose my cool... to stay with my parents as long as i could just before they close their eyes for the last time
Move random strangers to make awkward poses
steal
Gain extra time on tests
Do stupid things that i do when im alone
Get revenge on people i hate
:D
I would also draw things on politicians' faces during live televised speeches
Nothing much.