The face of a broken man.

Does the microwave read "rio" in the back?

My life is over... I'm gunna starve!

Your not supposed to microwave those anyhow.

It was at this moment he knew...he fucked up

A girl in my middle school did the same thing and after that we weren't allowed to use the microwaves... bitch

I've done this twice. Once I was like seven and it was the first time I was doing it myself. The second time was my sophomore year of college because, clearly, I'm incapable of learning

How does someone forget to put water in their ramen.

I've done that...

I didn't even know they made purple flavored ramen.