I think we can all relate

Well, honestly. Who hasn't faked a pregnancy for extra food?

Well played panda -_-

Her anaconda don't want none unless you give her buns hun

look at her, she dosent even feel bad

Except it's a huge bunch of bullcrap.
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-b.s.-stories-that-went-viral-anti-roofie-nail-polish_p2
(inb4 "Comedy website, indisputable source" : they cite their own sources if you want to check.)

How do you fake a pregnancy???