Press it nice and slow

True but someone will kill you because your his wife

Yeah :'(

Hey at least it will be epic and he'll probably seek awesome brutal revenge

But I won't be there to see the revenge :( but you're right, it would probably be pretty damn epic.

You might not see it but you know he'll plow through army's by himself to avenge your death and you can die peacefully knowing that :)

Oh my, I think I just got a new fictional crush I can daydream about! :3 I always had a kind of a crush on him, especially when he was so nice to Sansa (even though I don't like Sansa tbh), but now it's official :D :D yay!

But hood he only did that for Joffery because it was his job and he would be considered a traitor if he didn't. Any other time would have been against his brother's army cause he hated the Mountain. And he died of a stab wound to the leg from a pub fight.... But he is still a really awesome character whom you could marry if you wanted to and could.

So you’d marry a dead man?

If your username is accurate, you'd marry a person that died, too. TWICE.

Yeah but I’m into villains