I don't lie.

I'm so fingernail it's ridiculous!

Stop judging me for being fingernail /:

You're also deceiving yourself, but you are not a deception.

Yes. You are overwieght, of ample proportions, plump, stout, meaty, heavyset, plus-sized, big-boned, well-upholstered, beefy, porky, Tubby, roly-poly, overweight, chubby, portly, chunky, pudgy, dumpy, jelly-bellied, rotund, Obese, corpulent, fleshy, gross, flabby, paunchy, tub-of-lard, potbellied, beer-bellied, blubbery, blimpy, elephantine, gargantuan

Wait, I have skin... Am I still not skinny?

Spin it all you want Doesn't mean you're not a fatty.

Someone doesnàt know the difference between a noun and an adjective....

Fingernail isn't an adjective...

Fat is a descriptive term but fingernail doesn't. This is a flawed statement.

Maybe I am a fingernail. You don't know me.

I am not A fingernail. I am fingernail.