It could also swallow a whole crocodile, barley showing buldge (also 3-4 feet wide)

It might not be extinct, be careful around deep waters.. it can swallow you whole.

It is, it couldn't even go on land. It weighed so much that if i went on land, it would suffocate from the amount of pressure from its own weight and gravity.

He was being sarcastic... Aha :)

Shh. SyFy might hear you.

*puts tape on mighty's mouth*
Shhh, I'm just gonna put you in this closet here....

SNAKENADO!!!

yep, you too, just get in the closet. Here's the tape, you know what to do.

It's for scale. They aren't trying to trick you into thinking it was actually there.

It can't even go on land

You would have to be in the water for it to get you. It would suffocate on land from the amount of pressure that its weight would put on itself.

The thing is is that if it wasn't extinct, it's name would have been around in the language already for us to use, rather than having to get used to it when it was discovered.
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I think that it would probably have had a different name if hadn't gone extinct, something like Ultraconda, Uberboa..., the pants shiting snake, or the HOLY FUCK, WHAT THE EVER LOVING SHIT IS THAT snake.

sorry about that, typo