We're all going to die

Don't worry our team of expert monkeys are working on it

How to keep from catching Ebola:
1.) Don't lick people from Liberia.
2.) Don't lick people who've been there.
3.) Pretty much don't lick anyone unless you have been hanging out with them for over 21 days.

Bestest way from getting Ebola:
1.) Never go outside
2.) Live the rest of your life alone

What the nation-state equivalent of a short bus? Nope I'm actually more afraid of spiders.

But when WWIII starts with Russia, N. Korea, and U.S who's going to be laughing then? Me.

Well, with a name like 'Violence', I'd expect nothing less. The rest of us, however, will probably work to prevent that crazy shite from happening.

I have met one woman who was. She was terrified of what would happen if they launched a missile at us. I kindly informed her that there would be dozens of bored military personnel who would piss their pants in excitement over the opportunity to finally use their training to shoot the dang thing out of the sky.

thats my first thought i seriously doubt that anyone outside of north koreans think that they are going to die from north korea.

Allow me to revise my answer: North Koreans pose no threat to anyone but their own citizens.

Obamacare is the only thing that is going to save your ignorant butt, Gorath.

Well, duh. Everyone who isn't over 50 or lives on some isolated farm or prima dona gated community knows that.