Take your free f*cking candy

*takes candy for myself* *gives them nothing*

A friend of mine buys dairy free candy and switches it for his daughter, who has an allergy. She then passes out her dairy containing candy. Everybody wins!

"Gender neutral candy"

How about I just do a fucking trick!?

some are ridiculous and others are due to medical conditions

And this is why the "Teal Pumpkin" movement thing is a pretty good idea.

Has anyone noticed the squirrel looking thing on the bottom right or is it jus me?

I'd rather blast them all with a firehose full of saltwater.