France is ready for war

WE DEMAND TO SEE ACCURATE REPRESENTATIONS!!!

The last war France won was against itself.

Exactly!

How could you possibly lose

Also because they're in that unfortunate geographical location where armies pretty much have to cross in order to invade someone else so might as well invade France on the way...

"you're mother was a hamster and your're father smelled of elderberries!"

On prend tout le temps grave cher

Ouais mais après ils prennent cher aussi de notre côté ;)

Mais eux par contre ils comprennent pas !

@yukihaki
Wow, it's just like listening to you speak

Hon hon hon, vin, béret, marinière, baguette, pâté, tour eiffel, RER A, oh la la

I think it was a joke you know

Fuck off, don't comment anymore.