I appreciate the sentiment and all, but I'm just honestly curious... If you were a gay person, why would you go around assuming people are gay? That's like going around asking everyone you meet what day in June they were born on. And then you act surprised when they say they were born in February? I don't get it.
And far more often than not, they'd be right. I'm saying it doesn't make sense because you're assuming that someone is something that they are statistically unlikely to be.
"I'm sorry, I can't hear you. What did you say?"
*more shouting*
Most likely not, but I have uttered those words.