Dream alternate universe

Well,then alternate universes are really fucked up.

I'm a secret agent in another universe? Why not in this one? :(

Well, my alternate universe is really messed up.

It is all the choice is the steins gate

Centaurs are real

Darn it, stop stealing my book ideas before I'm done writing them! I'm still working on that one!

I'm having a hard time imagining the alternate universe where I'm on a road trip with the appliance department manager from a (previously) local home improvement store and one of my old math teachers.
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Or why, for that matter.

No. What if your souls is shared in two worlds. When you go to sleep in one world, you wake up in the other. Your dream is actually tiny snippets of your life in the other world.

Well then.... My au would have Donald Duck as the top mafia leader

soo... There is a zombie apocalypse, im a fairy, lives in paris annnd is trying to chase a burglar?

Nightmares... Poor alternate universe

Hahaha. I'm an angel in some alternative reality. How cool is that?

I'm married to a pineapple then.....

Then my alternate me was getting some serious dick from my crush last night. She's definitely getting more action that reality me. I envy her.

sooo over there emma watson is my girlfriend??

Then a 75 foot drop down a very steep slide would be perfectly safe for children to do. And at the bottom would be clowns teaching the group of them lessons

If that's the cases, then I'm a shape shifting billionaire fighting the zombie apocalypse with an army of mutant dragons!