viruses

Sad thing is I can imagine someone believing this.

I facepalmed in real life

Don't want your computer to get pregnant either ... Or would you ?
Like have some giant computer breeding company

I mean... Technically it could work. You can't download viruses if you can't connect to the Internet.

Safe sexting

Or you could use WiFi? It's like a long distance relationship. No physical interaction.

No more viruses... How many has he,she had before?