That'll take anyone out of the mood for anything

WHY

It's fake..

Won't he eventually start associating his erections with potatos and then start getting really weird boners everytime he eats a french fry?

But...Christianity bans pre-marital sex, not marital sex...whywhywhywhy.jpg

What is wrong with these people? What sort of brain-melting, deeply-seated childhood trauma does this to a person?

On the other hand, at least they won't procreate and indoctrinate any younglings into their messed-up worldview.

Raw potatoes are delicious.

Whatever happened to 'go forth and multiply'?

It's hot in Topeka

It's a hoax, apparently a good one. http://www.larknews.com/archives/217 - and yes, Lark News is a hoax as well http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lark_News

"If it was holy before it must be double holy now"

So, why they get married...

Poor Jon

You go, Jon? I guess?