When someone is overly polite and holding a door open for me

First thing in my mind : Thot walk ! Thot walk thot walk thot walk !

Me when I really need to use the toilet, and I'm in public.

Me when there's food

Still a more legit athlete than golfers.

I don't think it's overly polite to hold a door open, just decent manners. I always check behind me when I leave or enter a room.

Is that Jefferson Perez?