That's you on FunSubstance GIF

A finger shouldn't be able to do that

I want my finger to do the sassy curl thing

But....
I'm on the mobile site...

Make one for those of us on touch screens :D

Only, we look at the screen and not the mouse

That finger is awesome

Sorry. No. Other way around

not if you have a mac

arrow keys for the win!

Kinda looks like a cat stuck in a tube flicking its tail

Too bad I'm on my phone :/

Not me I browse on my phone

I don't scroll up I scroll down, and I am not a mouse person anyway I am a voice command person

Too bad for me I use my iPad