There are 2 types of girls on Halloween

I know it's not a serious question, but rather an attempt at insulting my innocent wife yet again, but she would definitely wear the more traditional version of this outfit.

http://mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/rsz/mlfw1884_medium.jpg

Hes looking at the booty

Honestly, the one on the (our) left.
She seems more likely to be a proper lady, and not the type to just throw that vag everywhere.

While I don't necesarilly disagree, judging people strictly off a costume seems absurd.

Which is why I said "more likely". Knowing nothing else about the two, that's what I'm basing my choice on.

Lil Miss Thang on the right probably bullied the other one into giving her the slippers.