I decided to give it a try

"one inch at a time." That's mine?

"We found seven more Nephilim this morning" how does this explain my love life

Often they were just tied together like big rafts and poled or rowed up the stream; sometimes they just loaded on flat boats...

"You're an ugly son of a gun aren't you?"
Well damn, so harsh!

Mine was, "It's time." In bold.

So the book was in Turkish, but the translation is: "I'm so sorry, waiter friend." What does this mean?!

"If the Judge wanted a pizza, the Judge got a pizza".

'We've got some disappointing news'- that could mean anything!!

"You could give it a try."
(:

"die Reinheit des Biers" - Damn dictionaries

The first one I tried only had 180, lemme try the second "when Emrich's group emerged from the pocket dimension"

"I didn't quite get what he was saying at first."

"the sounds resembled gunshots, or explosions."
...this doesn't bode well...

"People are always saying they should shut the place down because its so dangerous." O.o

"People can escape to the square, where we'll be waiting for them."

My book doesn't have page 206. Does that mean I don't have a love life? T.T

"Thomas was slightly disappointed - he'd been expecting something more profound."

"Now the moment of truth was upon us."

My book only goes to page 198.... This isn't good.

"I've never handled a sword in my life."

Confectionately Yours:
1. Cut two sheets of parchment paper to the size of your baking sheets.
And this means..?

"Knife throwing??"

"Thousands of papers have explained, refuted, or expounded on Mach's principle, written by physicists, philosophers, and other assorted characters (including a cosmologist wannabe named Vladimir Ilych Ulyanov Lenin).
-Blind Watchers of the Sky

" Hodor hodor hodor hodor." The fuck does that mean, George RR Martin???

"What?" Yep, that's how I'm feelin.

My book actually has a blank page where 206 is supposed to be.. Then it starts again at 208

I didn't want to settle down; I want to settle up. Hahaha?

Closet to you

The book doesn't have a page 206....

"That moment when you realize that you don't own a book with more than 50 pages"

' the lift was empty when it arrived' well I guess that's does explain a lot

Mine was a math text book "find the distance between the given points"

''You don't even know him.'' So accurate

"Well I didn't see THIS coming"

i had my english books's dictionary section and there were two words: "core" and "crystal"

Perhaps you haven't seen any Centaurs yet?

Warped in a blanket he ventured outside

"promissed myself I wouldn't swallow any of it, I just couldn't help myself" lolwut

"My bed, Curled into a ball on top of it. Weeping, shaking."

"She could hardly drag it."

"We'll just watch that old geyser blow and we'll hit the road." I don't even....wow.

"Oh god those horrible men,she wanted to scratch their eyes out, to wrap her hands around their throats"
Sounds about right haha

Page 206 does not exist in my book.

Hoped to avoid using the public restroom, but the discomfort finally became too much

"And it is a profound difference, which takes a lot of explaining"
Feelin special already

"That it is my top priority" :)

"I once read a magazine article that said every dream has a hidden meaning"

"This is an extremely weird situation"... Okay ?

Mine was "the BFG raised his hand" what the hell does that mean about my love life?

"Luke stared at her."

He did not run down the corridor like the other children...
Jesus Christ....

"It was night but the lights were on"

''help earth''. WTF

It needs an act of self-destruction, an effort of the will.
-1984

"He staggered back to his father, still dazed from the chaos and fear."

"Even the Hogwarts ghosts avoid it"
Well that's just fantastic, isn't it

"At times I felt like I was failing Maureen, like I wasn't keeping my promise that i would protect her- the promise I'd made to her when I had held on the way home from the hospital after she'd been born"

"Going online" I feel that this is 100% accurate

"Don't I eat dinner with you every night?"

"Electric floodlights illuminated the stage". I feel better about myself now

Another one: "Wundur hwār þonne work ellen-rōf ende gefēre līf-gesceafta..."
It's a side-by-side Beowulf translation, and the even-numbered pages are in West Saxon (Old English).

"'It's a risk.'"

"Chips opened a bag of smoky bacon curls." Seems about right

' "Yes," she said, and for some reason she couldn't hold back a laugh. ' so accurate omg haha

"Pin her arms tightly enough to cut off the circulation, then gag her so she cant cast any more spells!" -Witch and Wizard by James Patterson (-_-)

"He stopped before a covert"
Lol mine doesn't even begin :'(

"Well, I'd just say it's unique to this weapon"

Grandmother: she is weak and ill, and they will do her good

"There was a purple van in the parking lot." Uh, what?

'Chance has put our way a most singulqr and whimsical problem, and it's solution is its own reward.'
- The Adventures or Sherlock Holmes, The Blue Carbuncle

to mum, ofcourse, they are much more than that ; this makes me feel uncomfortable

Lets try another one:
'She reached into the bottom of the bag and pulled out an envelope and an adorable pink leather collar that had miniature silver spikes all around it.'
Uh...
How?

"Obviously she was wrong-and I'm not sure why." What?

"I became convinced he was figuring out a way not to hook up with me." But I have a girlfriend...

Hahahahaha 'I've been sitting here.' Thanks Fitzgerald.

'I went and bought a dustinbin-sized pizza' I DIED.

"Some Vaseline-type stuff that was negative for sperm" ….umummmm

i lit a cigarette and spat into the creek

I had been looking at the watch since it first started...

"He twisted a single switch inside it"

Harry potter and the goblet of fire says: "What- what are you doing?" Said professor McGronagall, her eyes following the bouncing ferret's progress through the air. Lmfao

"They grunt and moan" Life of Pi
O.o

Oh fuck -
"When are you going to tell me what this is realky about?" This made her heave a great shuddered breath that was close to tears. "Never".
Is this.. Is this bad? Because I don't like 'her', the main character ;-;
Book: The raven boys (Blue lily, lily blue) by Maggie Stiefvater

"I let out a long sigh" hahaahhaah its perfect

“We believe in ordinary acts of bravery, in the courage that drives one person to stand up for another.”
— Divergent

"All right, we'll deal with the situation some other way"

My sister left "Trixie Belden: Mystery in Arizona" on the table near me. Page 206 is where they're square dancing or something and first sentence is "Gents to the center, ladies 'round 'em". Please let me explain that I have never been part of an orgy...

"Weird." That was mine. Sounds accurate.

Trying this again.
"'Give me my money too,' said the man to Cynthia. 'This is bullshit.'"
...

"Hot steaming bowls of porridge."

The Supernatural Book of Monsters, Spirits, Demons and Ghouls;
"According to PD, "He cometh aboard like a stork with a hoarse voice", he "buildeth up towns full of munitions and weapons, he sendeth men of war to placesee appointed"
well don't I feel just dandy.

Finally Basim returned. ..

Lordy! Now look what you've gone and done.

I picked up a phone book. "HARDSCAPE DESIGN"

page doesnt exist

She had thought the magic made them strong, but it really had just masked their true appearance. ??

this was a sanctuary, and she the goddess worshipped here.
eh doesn't sound too bad :)

"'I'm hungry', Kelly thought."

"Try you coward" xD

As far as they're concerned, I killed bracken wing. In another book, the forest lit up as lighting flashed and thunder boomed overhead.

"Well, it wouldn't hurt to get some friends..." ;-; welllllll

"Mrs. Lynde says that sound doctrine in the man and good housekeeping in the woman make an ideal combination for a minister's family."
I...
Okay, then.