These are 1000% true. They are so true that they are ten times as true as any other facts you may come across. That is another fact. It is also 1000%. There are a select few facts that are 1000% true. These facts override all other facts or "facts" that may contradict with these statements.
Trust me, I majored in Factology. I have a PhD. I currently work as a Factitioner. These are all also 1000% true facts.
In another news, the society for picking up rocks would like to remind people that the pebbles near sticks are often venomous and shouldn't be held. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, go right ahead and pick up that rock! Maybe throw it at a non-existent hawk, or perhaps the trickier target of a sparrow. This is, of course, an exercise in futility, as one cannot attack what isn't there.
And now a word from our sponsers.
Trust me, I majored in Factology. I have a PhD. I currently work as a Factitioner. These are all also 1000% true facts.
And now a word from our sponsers.
What are you doing?
Jaden.
STAAHP!!