All The Spider Facts You Need To Know

"Good luck, east-central Texas" Sshhhhhiiiiiiieeeeeetttt

Honestly, I'd be a lot more okay with spiders if they would just stop spinning webs where I walk.

I know for a fact that there are brown recluse spiders in Ohio, so that map isn't entirely true.

I knew there was a reason I liked the north east more. Instead of fucking Texas -.-

(The spiders, not the people, though both can be dangerous.)

I never killed spiders in my house. I got rid of the web as I clean everyday, but let them wander around because there hasn't been any problem with it. They're not so many though.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!

THERE IS A F*****G SPIDER THAT FLYS.
WE.
ARE.
ALL.
SCREWED.

Camel spiders are fucking terrifying though. They're like a combination of spiders, scorpions, and nightmares. Even if they're not dangerous, they're hella scary.

"Aww, spiders are cute. Spiders are our friends. Spiders aren't that bad. They eat insects."
Yeah, try living in Australia, where both the fucking spiders and insects try to kill you. Creepy-ass, nasty little fuckers.

Dammit Australia.

Tbh it doesn't make me any less scared. I wouldn't have a problem with them as long as I don't see them.

im pretty sure that the "cellular spider" is actually a daddy long legs which is not even a spider, but an arachnid.

I used to have a little spider named Taz :3

*closes eyes and skips because i'm that afraid of spiders*

I like how the hobo spider can cross the border from oregon to Cali