Thepacifist had spent months getting to know her. Every night he couldn't help but lie in bed for hours, just staring at her. She was so beautiful. So perfect. He had never been in a relationship like this one before. He had never dreamed he would find someone so perfect. She made him laugh. She made him cry. She made him cry from laughter. He reached over and gently scrolled his finger along her body, admiring every feature. Every day he knew he just wanted to go home from work and get her turned on and spend the rest of the evening wrapped up in her warm embrace. She was perfection. She may have been the only real human contact he would ever have, but it would always be the two of them. Thepacifist and FunSubstance forever.
Levi Ackerman-
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Levi Ackerman was a normal person but one day i his Greek friend Ponos told him about a funny website called FunSubstance. Ponos soon grew bored of it but Levi was sucked in to the hilarious comedy of the site. He never made an account because deep down he felt he wasn't good enough for these young introvert comedians. So he stayed as a guest. Years later Ponos moved away and Levi was left friendless. Until Ashley came along. He and Ashley were BFFs but eventually he grew feelings for Ashley. Levi was scared of being friend zoned because of all of the things he heard of it on FS. But he shook off his fear and told Ashley how he felt. Before now he't never told anyone about FS partly out of greed but also out of fear that ppl would mock his love for the website. But after 2 months of dating Ashley he told her of FS. She became a guest just like him and they were happy. But one year Ashley moved away as her brother went to college and the family moved with him. END OF PART ONE...
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PART TWO!!!!!! Levi and Ashley did break up but still to this day they shared that connection. Many years later Levi went to college. To his surprise Ashley who barely looked the same went to the same college. They met up and they were soon dating again. 5 years later they were both married and thinking about kids. "I would like kids, we could support them with our well playing jobs and we have room and time for kids", Levi says casually as they fold clothing. "And I understand it's scary to think about this stuff but we need to think about this. "I think we should wait a while", Ashley says as she tucks away a shirt in the dresser. "How about Rock Paper Scissors shoot", he replies jokingly to her. To his surprise she nods and holds out her ands as if ready to start. "2 out of 3", she says. We play and I win. Almost a 8 years later they tell their daughter that exact story. THE END
SEQUEL.... Jane Ackerman walked from her house waving to her dad Levi as she walked to crew practice. When she arrived she sat down and waited for her friend Michele to come. In a few minutes Michele arrived.
They walked over to the other crew members together. Michele's parents were recently divorced but Michele was upbeat as always. Michele wasn't an anti-social person she just lacked friend other then Jane.
"So how's Carl Sandburg?", Jane asked. Carl Sandburg was Michele Highschool.
"It's good", Michele replied "but my French teacher is giving me a C on my French music project because of my "lack of effort" even though I spent like 10 hours on it".
Crew finished nearly 2 hours later and Jane started to walk to her house at about 7:30.
As she was walking she heard a small ruffle from behind some bushes. Suddenly a bird shot up away from her with something glistening red on its beak.
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When she saw the dead squirrel she almost puked. It's guts were pulled out and it's eyes were pecked out. She walked the rest of the way home sick.
"Hi mom", she said as she walked through the doorway. "Hi Jane", She replied. "Jane when I was your age I used to go on a website all the time and so did your dad, it's the main reason we are married",
"Really, what was it called?", Jane asked.
"I'm pretty sure it was call Substance or something along the lines if that", Ashley says.
Once Jane got in her room she searched the Internet for Substance and the top hit was something about a weird goop. So then she tried Funny Substance and the top hit was FunSubstance.
After about an hour of looking on she was entranced.
THE END
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They walked over to the other crew members together. Michele's parents were recently divorced but Michele was upbeat as always. Michele wasn't an anti-social person she just lacked friend other then Jane.
"So how's Carl Sandburg?", Jane asked. Carl Sandburg was Michele Highschool.
"It's good", Michele replied "but my French teacher is giving me a C on my French music project because of my "lack of effort" even though I spent like 10 hours on it".
Crew finished nearly 2 hours later and Jane started to walk to her house at about 7:30.
As she was walking she heard a small ruffle from behind some bushes. Suddenly a bird shot up away from her with something glistening red on its beak.
"Hi mom", she said as she walked through the doorway. "Hi Jane", She replied. "Jane when I was your age I used to go on a website all the time and so did your dad, it's the main reason we are married",
"Really, what was it called?", Jane asked.
"I'm pretty sure it was call Substance or something along the lines if that", Ashley says.
Once Jane got in her room she searched the Internet for Substance and the top hit was something about a weird goop. So then she tried Funny Substance and the top hit was FunSubstance.
After about an hour of looking on she was entranced.
THE END