Why don't vampires suck d*cks?

9 years ago by sensei11 · 2467 Likes · 11 comments · Popular

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whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago · FIRST

They're calling you cullen!

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chu · 9 years ago

Originally, vampires would have to swap body fluids with their victim to vampirize them. They take the woman's blood...what do they give?

kurukuruguy · 9 years ago

Their own blood, usually. USUALLY. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

chu · 9 years ago

Sometimes sex...

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kurukuruguy · 9 years ago

I was going to say bile or phlegm, but that works too.

chu · 9 years ago

I was told that was how the original vampires worked. Drink blood, give semen.

thatguyyouknow · 9 years ago

They already do in the twilight movies

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firebender · 9 years ago

They already say that at the bottom of the post

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thatguyyouknow · 9 years ago

Sorry I didn't notice that bit

guest · 9 years ago

Smooooooth!

guest · 9 years ago

I can hear the porn directors starting to write