Wise quotes

I forget the author, but I read a quote that said
"Let's make it a rule to always be kinder than necessary"

I have a modern correction to make to one:
Kill a man, one is a murderer;
Kill a million, a conqueror;
Kill them all, a giant meteorite.

My 7th grade civics teacher told me 'Anything can be legal if the cops aren't around' he's banned from a place called Moose Jaw in Canada.

It's "mettle"...you test someone's mettle, not their metal.

...do a kindness?

"The difference between right and wrong is a matter of public opinion."

I just want to say thank you to the poster of this [HongFong] because even though it's not a funny content; You still made a major impact on my life. A hell lot bigger than anything this year.
Thank you. :)

I'm going to use the "kindness" one the next time I ask for a handy-j.