IKEA Be Like:

The Impossible Washers

OWwww this post makes my head hurt

We need to go deeper

Look at the measurements

It hurts!

thats what she said!

IKEA: We fuck with your mind and sell you Scandinavian furniture.
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Go to your nearest store today!

I don't get that. :(

Could you fuckin' not?!

You can actually build the screw one, instead of seeing the cars as poles look at them as 2D surfaces, so the left one is bound to the top, middle as bound to the bottom, and right as bound to the side