I've Been Doing It All My Life

I do it after I put toothpaste on it

I do it before and after putting toothpaste

I don't know anyone who does it after putting toothpaste on

Wow

I thought everybody did

me all the time, wet it, put the toothpaste on it, wet it again.

Wait... You wet your toothbrush? I've always just done it dry.

Wait, that's not normal?
My li(hygiene rituals)fe is a lie

You have to rinse the schmeg off from the last use that has blossomed into super schmeg capable of causing illness and/or death/dismemberment.

I do, I thought it was normal

I do it after actually.

I do both...

I do it before and after

After.

I thought everyone did! Wet the brush , put on toothpaste, brush, wet it again! Done.

No

Oh God, all the fucks no one gives.