Lies my parents told me...

sweet childhood nightmares...

The ice cream one is just plain cruel

My parents would tell me my nose would grow if I lied, so everytime I lied, I covered my nose. I was a real idiot back in the day.

The air behind a fridge is actually hot.

I am pretty sure the rumble strips are to wake drivers up.

My mom use to tell us not to get up while we were eating., that if we moved around our angel wouldn't follow us. It made sure we sat still while we ate. It's pretty fucked up now that I think about it.

I'm going to use ALL of these! hahahahaha! Especially the doritos and beer for Santa

The lying one is pretty good

"Blind drivers?" They're allowed to drive? Seem kindve... I dont know... maybe EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TO YOU?