I'm not gay!!!

How do you have 5 children if women don't go out with you?
Is there like an inside joke or something hidden?

Fuck em all but six, use them for Pall Bearers.

what noise?

Tourrette's syndrome divorced dad is having trouble not creeping chicks out. They think he's gay. He must make some involuntary gay sounding noise. But he still wants to get laid.

Yea, kind of got it. But WHAT would be a gay noise?

Good Guy - dont be Gay.

wat