His jawline broke my hip

Oh my lord, my everything hurts too

He doesn't pass the crisp chip test if you ask me.

Heal me doctor, heal me!

The title really does say it all

His everything broke my everything...

Hmm. "Massage" "therapy."

whaaaaaaaatttttt (proceeds to attempt crazy yoga pose....oooopps I need an adjustment)

Christensen Grey watch out