Squaring it off at dawn

GO HOBBES!!!!!!

Calvin encountered a wild Winnie the Pooh!Go Hobbes!

How about no fighting? Let's all be friends, yeah?

They forgot Susie

Bruh

And then Maggie and the ferocious beast come in and eat them both. The end.

Actually, this obviously wouldn't work. Pooh is clearly just staring at Calvin's hair (he appears to be under the mistaken impression that it's honey), and Hobbes would refuse to fight on the grounds that it's bad for his cholesterol.

I can hear Eeyore off to the side saying,"It doesn't matter who wins. They'll both die from the injuries!"

OHHHHHH WHHHHAHDXBVFH CYGFRKJSA

Forget Pooh vs. Hobbes. I think Calvin would smash Christopher Robin!

POKEMON! GOTTA BE THEIR FRIEEENDS