What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat
, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
When seeing a rant like this just know that if someone can't make contractions then they're lying. Can't, won't, isn't, I'll, etc. if the say can not, will not, is not, I will, etc. then they're lying.
I like how the guest up there messed up too. "contraction not conjunction" → conjunction not contraction.
I think it's " Sad [he couldn't] tell the difference, specially when judging something it [made his] argument look bad.
No shit, that is just slightly faster than my normal reading speed, which is why I totally hate audio books. Also I am pretty sure that metalmann did not read and recall this, but either knew it before (cause its older than Yahoo!) and c&p it, or he has simply expanded the gif.
you're correct I didn't know it or remember it all. I found it on the link that youwillhateme posted above before he posted it. That was for if you wanted to see the whole text or read at a slower pace you could still see what it was in the gif. My question for you is does that affect my above comments in any way, shape, or form?
A notification brought me back here. I would just like to say it's funny that I posted a link to where you found that whole original comment, and I got one upvote, while you didn't say anything about it until someone called you out on it (not saying you ever said you did in fact speed read it.. Probably a better way to say it than "called you out on it") and your comment explaining it still got way more upvotes than my original one pointing out the source. While your original comments got bombarded with upvotes by those who did think you actually did speed read it judging by the following two comments showing you respect in doing so. So people saw your comment, upvoted it while some also upvoted the "respect, Metalman" and "stands and begins slow clap" and then saw my comment pointing out the source and didn't do anything. Just an observation.
Your comment was posted hours following mine.1. The majority of likes came well before your comment arrived. 2. Providing a link to an external site takes more work then just reading it in a comment thread. 3. Again him "calling me out was well before your comment arrived in the above thread. 4. Your name implies that when you post things you're doing it for te sake of being an ass. Whether that's the case or not remains to be seen by me.
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Your observation is stemmed by a lot of variables.
1. Actually the majority of likes came afterwards. About 1/3 on your comment came before I posted the link. I remember there being about 30. And on the other two (not your comments) I believe the first one had like five or six and the other only two or three. 2. I agree with you. I only commented the link so others would see where it originally came from. (And also out of curiosity to see if others would catch on that you didn't actually speed read it.) 3. I wouldn't say well before. If anything I saw it after I posted the link. I can't remember. I don't think that it really matters if he posted it before my comment or not. I recognized what it was, looked it up and posted the link. 4. My name is my name because I speak my mind. Some, maybe a lot of, people don't like my opinions. I honestly don't care about my comments getting upvotes or downvotes. I just brought it up because it's interesting how people think. Anyway, there was nothing against you. Just an observation on people.
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I think it's " Sad [he couldn't] tell the difference, specially when judging something it [made his] argument look bad.
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Your observation is stemmed by a lot of variables.