Which one are you?

I'm either The Cyclist or The Flop.

I'm a straight up cyclist

I'm halfway between the King and the Mummy.

The king

I start out as the king but I always end up as the cyclist, just with a blanket.

The St.Francis.I only have one dog though.And currently I've been playing this game since 7-ish this morning.

I am all of them

They forgot: "the master race" it's the one without a console, but instead of it a PC.

The mummy, for sure.

I'm the king, cyclist, and flop.

"lint roller enthusiast"
I laughed out loud

The mummy and/or the king