Like fo real tho, who dunnit?

I just realized today that 'hits blunt' is getting high and not them hitting a button.....

Honestly I don't need to be high to think of questions like these.
That haunt me every night.

They Might Be Giants made a children's song about who put the alphabet in alphabetical order. And they never even answered the damn question, if I remember correctly.

Neil DeGrasse tweeted something about the alphabet in alphabetical order.

Here you go!
Aich (H)
Arr (R)
Ay (A)
Aye (I)
Bee (B)
Dee (D)
Djee (G)
Double-you (W)
Ee (E)
Eff (F)
El (L)
Em (M)
En (N)
Ess (S)
Ex (X)
Jay (J)
Kay (K)
Kew (Q)
Oh (O)
Pee (P)
See (C)
Tee (T)
Vee (V)
Wye (Y)
You (U)
Zee (Z)

The Greeks?