If you wipe sitting you lean to one side so you're sitting on one cheek. In this position your ass is above the level of the the seat, so you arm won't get near the water.
You rock to one side, lifting a cheek then wipe. The pressure of the seat keeps your cheeks spread apart so you get a good clean swipe... If you stand the cheek canyon closes and potentially smears poop everywhere
Leave it to book hoarder to wonder about getting in a guy's ass! Why did you create a fake profile and say you killed yourself? What a pathetic cry for attention
Use your brain guest. Instead of being a jerk, why don't you be nice? Instead of stalking Bookhoarder here like a bunch of birth hurt guests did to Mgoevia
See? This is what they do. This is why I'm glad you guys can see it in action. And the moderators can't really do much, so it's just a wait to see who blinks first:
A 9 year old behind a computer screen
or me.
Okay but like, didn't someone say BH killed themselves ? What happened ?
I know it's off topic but I'm not gonna make a whole post about it to get an answer because that'd be messed up.
He made an account under the name "bookhoarderish" (which was banned) and made a single post saying that I'm apparently dead. This caused around 10-20 people to become actually worried that I was dead and I made a post telling everyone what the guest has been doing and telling everyone that if I can comment and post I'm probably not dead.
Either way, it wouldn't make sense because how would someone over the Internet know whether I'm dead?
I'm a man and I wipe and inspect... However I've recently started using flushable wipes (and I recommend you do too)... I'll do a regular tp run to assess the damage, then a wet wipe for any heavy lifting then Another dry run to dry up and catch any stragglers. It's quite refreshing!
I'm curious if this is perhaps a cultural thing. Like I'm an American and I sit when I wipe. maybe Europeans wipe standing or it's something like that? Let me know what you guys think.
I'm not the only one who stands?! I now don't feel weird about it. I sometimes lean over when I'm in a small toilet cubicle because I'm tall so no one will see me and think I'm weird. I feel liberated. I can poop in peace.
Apparently everyone here but you.
Besides, technically you cared enough to tell everyone how much you don't care so that means you do care about not caring so technically my first statement is incorrect and you do care.
Check-fucking-mate, bitch.
I just stand up and toss it into the toilet when I'm done
A 9 year old behind a computer screen
or me.
I know it's off topic but I'm not gonna make a whole post about it to get an answer because that'd be messed up.
Either way, it wouldn't make sense because how would someone over the Internet know whether I'm dead?
Besides, technically you cared enough to tell everyone how much you don't care so that means you do care about not caring so technically my first statement is incorrect and you do care.
Check-fucking-mate, bitch.