List of wisest words

I like this. I want to print it out and put it on my wall.

Never push someone off a dock

This guy will make a great dad (if he isn't one already).

#87. ouch.

My eyes were wandering and I saw the OP's name and thought it was part of the list

63 so much

#7 is true

I'm pretty sure they got this out of a book, which I have read, and cannot remember the title of... Ah well, they're still cool.

I have come across this list for a couple of times and I make sure that I read it all. Everything, every time all over again. It gives me some strength and hope to go on. (:
Thank you for making my day, @jizzinmypants (nice username!)

I have come across this list for a couple of times and I make sure that I read it all. Everything, every time all over again. It gives me some strength and hope to go on. (:
Thank you for making my day, @jizzinmypants (nice username!)

I have come across this list for a couple of times and I make sure that I read it all. Everything, every time all over again. It gives me some strength and hope to go on. (:
Thank you for making my day, @jizzinmypants (nice username!)

#97 smile at strangers
How about no
*lack of social confidence intensifies*

88 Never call someone before or after 9am or 9pm. So never call anyone ever? I imagine this teacher is one of those pompous ones I hate it when ppl give out these life codes to live by

Someone said this guy would make a great dad, for a list akin to this (a few entries may overlap) check out 1001 rules for my unborn son.