Hey! That's highly offensive! Jack chooses to be in my basement. Don't worry, I feed him 3 times a week. All I have to do is duct tape him and he's fine. If he were to complain, he would have done it by now.
I don't even lick it. I just keep flapping my jaws and tear them off my lower lip (because for some godforsaken reason I sweat and exude oil very much so the adhesive doesn't stay very well).
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Wat?
I tape my mouth shut (in class sometimes because I'm bored and I always have a roll of duct tape in my backpack for reasons)
My mouth is well closed; my lips can't part
I work my jaw back and forth and up and down
My greasy-ass facial structure de-attaches the tape from only my lower lip (because for some reason that part gets sweatier faster than my upper lip)
I can pretend to have my mouth taped shut because it looks like the tape's still attached but my bottom lip is completely free. The tape will not reattach.
When I first looked at this comment chain, the first thing I saw was Jack saying he stopped at "I work my jaw back and forth" and the first thing I thought was:
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*Insert Will Smith's daughter *
Wat?
I tape my mouth shut (in class sometimes because I'm bored and I always have a roll of duct tape in my backpack for reasons)
My mouth is well closed; my lips can't part
I work my jaw back and forth and up and down
My greasy-ass facial structure de-attaches the tape from only my lower lip (because for some reason that part gets sweatier faster than my upper lip)
I can pretend to have my mouth taped shut because it looks like the tape's still attached but my bottom lip is completely free. The tape will not reattach.
This is a good face
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"-" is also a face .-.
Who knew...
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*Insert Will Smith's daughter *