Q: What's red, bubbly and likes to know on windows?
A: A baby in a microwave.
Q: What's worse that 100 babies stapled to a tree?
A: 1 baby stapled to 100 trees
Q: Why did Diana cross the road?
A: Momentum
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left it
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Q: whats the difference between a baby and a washing machine?
A: A washing machine doesnt cry when i put a load in it
Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit.
Q: How do you make a baby float?
A: Add a cup of root beer and two scoops of ice cream.
Q: How do you find a dead baby in a pile of live ones?
A: Use a pitchfork.
Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of baby corpses?
A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Q: What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
A: You don't put on steelcaps when you jump on a trampoline.
They forgot the second half to the first joke
What's worst than the Holocaust?
Two worms in your apple
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These weren't even that dark. Get this:
Q: What's black and white and red all over? A nun falling down the stairs.
Q: What's black and white and laughing? The priest that pushed her. :)
There's the classic "why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock, who's there? Not Sally. Where did Sally go during the bombing run? Everywhere"
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared”
Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”
a nun in a blender
Loki's real dad.
Kermit the Frogs fingers.
A: A baby in a microwave.
Q: What's worse that 100 babies stapled to a tree?
A: 1 baby stapled to 100 trees
Q: Why did Diana cross the road?
A: Momentum
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left it
A: A washing machine doesnt cry when i put a load in it
A: A dead baby in a clown suit.
Q: How do you make a baby float?
A: Add a cup of root beer and two scoops of ice cream.
A: Use a pitchfork.
Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of baby corpses?
A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Q: What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
A: You don't put on steelcaps when you jump on a trampoline.
Dunno, I lost track at 4.
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get it back out?
A: Nachos!
A: Take your foot off of it's head
Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.
A. A boy scout comes home from camp
Depends on how hard you throw them.
A: The freezer doesn't scream when you shove your meat in it.
What's worst than the Holocaust?
Two worms in your apple
Q: What's black and white and red all over? A nun falling down the stairs.
Q: What's black and white and laughing? The priest that pushed her. :)
A nun that stepped on a land mine.
A: It takes one to ruin a neighbor hood
One actually supports the family
You cut the rope.
*drum roll please...*
A: The pilot was a loaf of bread.
:)
My freezer doesn't scream when i stuff my meat into it
Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared”
Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”
Nothing.
Diabetes claimed both of his legs.