Everyone has cooties thanks bye

This week on "Unnecessarily Sexist Comments"

Wait so that comment is sexist but the post it is clearly referencing isn't?

You, guest, should get an account. You are clearly brilliant.

Furthermore, one cannot even successfully visit Jupiter, as it is a jovian planet and has no surface. You'd simply fall through to the core. My final argument is that whoever wrote this in the first place should follow the advice of the women they're writing about, as "more stupider" is a grammatical travesty.

I like where this comment thread went.

But then the beat would be off.

That would make them braindead, therefore, stupider.

SO IS AINT