Honestly this is really fucking accurate.
Gotta stuffy nose? Use vaporub.
Got cough? Vaporub.
Your feet hurt? Vaporub.
Still have a stuffy nose? Put some in your nose.
"But mom it's says not to put it in your-"
"I said put it in your nose cabrona"
Legs blown off? Vaporub.
Got shot? Vaporub.
Get hit by a truck? Vaporub.
Ebola? Vaporub.
Mumps? Vaporub.
Facebook addiction? Vaporub.
Got a song stuck in your head? Vaporub.
Can't get it up? Vaporub.
Balding? Vaporub.
To rephrase it all as a half Mexican; In the Hispanic culture (in my case Guadalajaran culture), Vapo Rub was commonly used as a remedy for many maladies.
Gotta stuffy nose? Use vaporub.
Got cough? Vaporub.
Your feet hurt? Vaporub.
Still have a stuffy nose? Put some in your nose.
"But mom it's says not to put it in your-"
"I said put it in your nose cabrona"
Got shot? Vaporub.
Get hit by a truck? Vaporub.
Ebola? Vaporub.
Mumps? Vaporub.
Facebook addiction? Vaporub.
Got a song stuck in your head? Vaporub.
Can't get it up? Vaporub.
Balding? Vaporub.
*fails*