Axe throwing is Canada's sport now

"When they grew tired of the world saying they were soft, they axed the world the proper question. Can you stop the Canadian Axe Army?"

I have never known how Canadian I am

And in heels too!

What an axellent idea.

...Where is Johanna Mason when you need her, eh?

You can have that one

she is literally wearing heels

My sister once learned how to throw tomahawks. This is also the sister nicknamed Scary Mary. For a reason.