On the bright side humans are much more intelligent than the average chicken, there has been a two foot wide hole in the fence around my chicken house for three years and they are outside from 6 am to 8 pm and not a single chicken has went through that hole yet.
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· 9 years ago
"Phyllis look! There's a hole in the fence! We can escape!"
"Mabel are you crazy? We have free room and board here. There's things that would eat us out there! Why would we leave?"
My sister's boyfriend bought her two chicks and a duck and when they grew up so much we had to move them to a village. My sister and I ran for like 30 minutes to catch them, but the main reason was because I was laughing so hard at how they ran. xD
Their bones are hollow, man, just fight back, it's not hard. I've beat the fuck out of aggressive turkeys without a problem. (Got a few scratches, though.)
haha i tried catchin a chicken a few months ago and as i ran after it and then it turned around and jumped at my face... i punched it to the ground and the owner of the chicken took it inside to eat...
Headline: Mad person runs over whole chicken farm.
Which doesn't make me feel much better...
"Mabel are you crazy? We have free room and board here. There's things that would eat us out there! Why would we leave?"
*Usain Bolt gears up*