Lol! :D These were hilarious. I always take awhile to poop because I don't wanna have to go back to poop again. And men (probably ALL men) sit down to poop and pee at the same time. No standing, then sitting for poops. I've never sat on my own balls - the scrotum isn't long (droopy) enough to actually sit on them. I wear boxer-briefs, not boxers. Boxers are too loose and don't provide enough support for 'the boys'. Does that help? :) Also, please do more of these if you can think of them (or whomever the original author of these was). This was cute reading what women think about men. :p
It defininitely cool to do that. It shows that the girl likes the guy to begin with, and guys like knowing they're loved. At my school we have a Sadie Hawkins dance where the girls ask the guys, and its a lot smaller than homecoming but the way people act and dance is more sincere if that makes sense.
Is that attractive because it shows a girl that we're hard working which implies that we could provide for you and future babies? :)
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For me, yes. Although I'm already married with children so it's present tense in my case. 8-) It also shows self discipline, skills/intelligence, and investing in the future. At least for me because I know my husband is working on things to help us get ahead and accomplish our goals.
well, thats not a purely male phenomenon. i do that too and im a girl, while some of my male friends never carry anything heavier than 5 lbs
but i agree: two trips are for the weak :D
TIL that all of these posts are literally taken from the top comments on /r/askreddit posts, but don't have the comments that add on to it and don't feel the same
This might take a few posts.
1. It may seem strange but we actually find it kind of fun to flex really hard and strain our bodies. It also looks manly.
2. We're always thinking about sex in the back of our mind.
3. That's not manly, so we don't do it. We're sort of trained not to, for the most part. It sounds cruel, but there something to be said about being able to suck it up and move on.
4. Gravity keeps everything where it should be, for the most part. Just wear some boxers the next time you're wearing loose pants.
5. I'm not sure what you mean. Do you mean not realizing the you're talking? Sometimes we're just concentrating on something else and don't register unintrusive sounds, if that's what your talking about.
6. How do balls age?
7. What you described isn't obliviousness, it's nervousness, and lack of conviction.
8. It's a weird feeling to pee in a prone position, and as a man you want to do it right.
9. At the same time. It's easy to position your penis so this works. It also works the same as women, where peeing without pooing is actually hard to do, and it's damn near impossible to do it the other way around.
10. Some guys like to chill while they do their business. I'm not one of those men so I actually can't really comment.
11. Rarely, but yes. Usually when it's hot, and usually the right one, as it tends to hang lower.
12. We like to rely on our immune systems. Gotta keep it strong.
13. In my experience we are not. Perhaps we are just more aware of women who are whiny than men who are whiny.
14. Hog-tying a panther is not nothing.
15. Men don't generally try that hard to be sexy in general. We try to impress specific women, and do so by manipulating things we have a great deal of control over, so those are what we focus on.
#13 - could not possibly agree more. we're all humans, we're all moody at times but if you happen to be a woman, oh god, then every tiny bit of feelings you might show is too much, a drama and generally horrible.
at least men can have an argument without getting dismissed due to their 'feelings' and /or period.
but yes, it's true, that does suck. it's gross when people would laugh at a guy for crying or admitting that he's feeling hurt or generally showing he's not made of stone.
1-matter of honor
2-force of habit
3-not really, we just don't pay that much attention to emotional issues.
4-don't know, i wear boxer briefs.
5-its called selective hearing, keeps us sane.
6-haven't really noticed
7-can't read your mind, if you want us to do or know something just say it.
8-can't aim laying down.
9-sit to do all the business
10-we do our best thinking on the toilet. its genetic.
11.-yes, hurts a lot.
12-take a dump, wash your hands.
13-you really wanna compare mood swings?
14-we think all day long, its nice to take a break.
15-sometimes its just natural
#3: The emotions and feeling don't get shared because the one time they were expressed to a woman after being asssured it was safe, then that got used in the next fight and/or the breakup. Then the man says to himself "never again."
1. Honestly, I don't know either because I don't do that.
2. Because 'sex lol eggs dee' edgelords somehow make up the majority of the men population.
3. I honestly don't know, maybe it's just something we're stuck with; it's not something I do intentionally, but some people just think it's because it makes us less manly. Maybe both?
4. Boxers are usually thin, so it's not that noticeable.
5. Happens to both genders, not just men.
6. Because evolution demanded it, because we used to die of scarlet fever at age 20.
7. See #5
8. It feels weird sitting down and peeing, unless you're also going #2.
9. The ladder.
10. We feel more comfortable on the toilet (probably because there's no constraining clothing on our schlong)
11. Yes, it sucks.
12. See #5
13. Those only happen with the absolute douchewads.
14. Because we don't really think much.
15. Modesty, see #5 ;)
TWO TRIPS ARE FOR THE WEAK
*has 15 bags on each arm*
Fuck it.
*ends up running into the house, life flashin before very eyes*
but i agree: two trips are for the weak :D
1. It may seem strange but we actually find it kind of fun to flex really hard and strain our bodies. It also looks manly.
2. We're always thinking about sex in the back of our mind.
3. That's not manly, so we don't do it. We're sort of trained not to, for the most part. It sounds cruel, but there something to be said about being able to suck it up and move on.
4. Gravity keeps everything where it should be, for the most part. Just wear some boxers the next time you're wearing loose pants.
5. I'm not sure what you mean. Do you mean not realizing the you're talking? Sometimes we're just concentrating on something else and don't register unintrusive sounds, if that's what your talking about.
6. How do balls age?
7. What you described isn't obliviousness, it's nervousness, and lack of conviction.
8. It's a weird feeling to pee in a prone position, and as a man you want to do it right.
10. Some guys like to chill while they do their business. I'm not one of those men so I actually can't really comment.
11. Rarely, but yes. Usually when it's hot, and usually the right one, as it tends to hang lower.
12. We like to rely on our immune systems. Gotta keep it strong.
13. In my experience we are not. Perhaps we are just more aware of women who are whiny than men who are whiny.
14. Hog-tying a panther is not nothing.
15. Men don't generally try that hard to be sexy in general. We try to impress specific women, and do so by manipulating things we have a great deal of control over, so those are what we focus on.
but yes, it's true, that does suck. it's gross when people would laugh at a guy for crying or admitting that he's feeling hurt or generally showing he's not made of stone.
And yes, I'm a woman (or girl).
2-force of habit
3-not really, we just don't pay that much attention to emotional issues.
4-don't know, i wear boxer briefs.
5-its called selective hearing, keeps us sane.
6-haven't really noticed
7-can't read your mind, if you want us to do or know something just say it.
8-can't aim laying down.
9-sit to do all the business
10-we do our best thinking on the toilet. its genetic.
11.-yes, hurts a lot.
12-take a dump, wash your hands.
13-you really wanna compare mood swings?
14-we think all day long, its nice to take a break.
15-sometimes its just natural
2. Because 'sex lol eggs dee' edgelords somehow make up the majority of the men population.
3. I honestly don't know, maybe it's just something we're stuck with; it's not something I do intentionally, but some people just think it's because it makes us less manly. Maybe both?
4. Boxers are usually thin, so it's not that noticeable.
5. Happens to both genders, not just men.
6. Because evolution demanded it, because we used to die of scarlet fever at age 20.
7. See #5
8. It feels weird sitting down and peeing, unless you're also going #2.
9. The ladder.
10. We feel more comfortable on the toilet (probably because there's no constraining clothing on our schlong)
11. Yes, it sucks.
12. See #5
13. Those only happen with the absolute douchewads.
14. Because we don't really think much.
15. Modesty, see #5 ;)