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I Was Trying: a pamphlet

And that's why I try to "stay out of it." They don't need me meddling, interfering and otherwise getting in the way... making matters worse for them.
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It's certainly not my damned business anyway.

I Was Trying to Act Cool But I Came Off as a Cold Hearted Bitch: A seven book series with three prequels and a five book spin off.

Sounds like either a Fall Out Boy or Panic! At The Disco song title.